I looked at my traffic when I got home tonight and the search query made me laugh… but then It made me paranoid since my apartment was broken into last month. Although, since my name is so common, this is possibly an oversight and the “googler” intended this query for someone else… I don’t make a lot of money compared to most people in NYC, but thanks for asking google. I bet you are the kind of person who asks google other questions such as “is my girlfriend cheating on me?” or “does beer actually make me fat?” - my only suggestion to you mr/mrs. anonymous googler is that you direct your next query to Mr. ask Jeeves over at ask.com and pretend it’s 1999…

I looked at my traffic when I got home tonight and the search query made me laugh… but then It made me paranoid since my apartment was broken into last month. Although, since my name is so common, this is possibly an oversight and the “googler” intended this query for someone else…

I don’t make a lot of money compared to most people in NYC, but thanks for asking google. I bet you are the kind of person who asks google other questions such as “is my girlfriend cheating on me?” or “does beer actually make me fat?” - my only suggestion to you mr/mrs. anonymous googler is that you direct your next query to Mr. ask Jeeves over at ask.com and pretend it’s 1999…